Monday, July 25, 2016

There’s A Pokémon Dating Service So You Can Catch ‘Em All While You Catch It All

Since the release earlier this month of Pokémon GO, Nintendo has already added $7.5 billion to its market value and increased its stock shares by 25 per cent. The addictive mobile game has basically taken over people’s lives, much like the original Pokémon cards we all traded in the playground back in the day.
If you’re anything like me, I will assume you’ve been spending a good portion of your life lately wandering around the streets collecting invisible characters and throwing balls at people. I haven’t even been playing the hot new mobile game Pokémon GO, I just like throwing things at people.

Nevertheless, if you have been spending a lot of your precious spare time on the game that’s taken the world by storm, then you’ll know that sinking feeling when you realise that the Pokémon characters you’ve been so carefully collecting are nothing but ones and zeros.
But have no fear, Pokémon fans, because it turns out that there’s a way to actually gain something real and tangible from your 20-a-day habit. It’s something all of us crave, but most of us don’t have. What I’m talking about, ladies and gentlemen, is finding your one true love. Simply head over to the next page to find out how you can meet the Ash to your Misty.

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